INTERNET ARGUING BAD!! I tend to avoid these things as there is really no point in arguing on the internet especially against immature people.
But today I couldn't help it and had to reply to one of these internet "tough guys". So it started when I posted a reply to another person's post on the NHL 09 group on Facebook. It was a somewhat inaccurate remark but nonetheless harmless. It went something like this: Steve: the goalies are still shit.. why the fuck do they go down on each shot
Jono: because pretty much all goalies are butterfly? I soon realized my mistake after the post in that goalies are mostly HYBRIDS now and not butterfly. But I didn't think much of it as it is a simple comment that can be ignored or simply corrected by someone else. But apparently this high school boy was offended and found it necessary to send me a personal message on Facebook that went something like this: Steve: your a plug stfu.. if you dont know what your talking about then dont bother talking Now here I can choose to simply ignore (which I usually do to such comments) or get sucked into an argument I KNOW will go on forever since that is the nature of internet arguing...everyone tries to get the last word in.
So I instead thought I'd throw in a totally random reply... Jono: i love you want to be my lover? Steve: is that why you still havn't seen a tittie yet ?
MOST COMMON SUBJECTS USED AS AN ATTACK IN INTERNET ARGUING #1: Sex
Jono: I just show this to my friends and they laughed their ass off. I didn't even show them your name and they already asked if you were in high school.
Thanks for this. I'm gonna include this in the discussion about immature kids on the internet acting thanks. Adios. Steve: .. easy there tiger dont try to make yourself like a suicidal maniac Jono: suicide? nono my friend kids like you make me very very happy =) Steve: well good to know.. just trying to make sure that im not talking to a guy whose gunna die a virgin.. Jono: who's that? your 12 year old friend?? don't worry he's still young. He probably didn't even go through puberty yet. Have you? Man I gotta tell you my friend. When you get older, sex is awesome! Steve: lmao hahahahahah .. i just saw of how much of a fucking freak you are
ahahahah.. your asian hahahahaha and your such a fucking ugly looking kid hahahahahahhaha
MOST COMMON SUBJECTS USED AS AN ATTACK IN INTERNET ARGUING #2: Racism
Jono: Ya I am Asian. Hmmm I thought that was pretty obvious didn't know it had to be pointed out. Have you considered glasses?
And I can see in your picture of you and your half naked friends that there are a lot of fun times that go on in the locker room at night before your daddy comes to pick u up. (this was in reference to his display pic showing him with his hockey mates in the locker room) Steve: hahahahaha your AP you know what that is ANTI-POON lmaooooooo dont even lie on the internet that you've lost your virgin... if you havn't seen a tittie yet then you obiously havn't had sex lmaoooooooo Steve: you as in Jonathan Gunn aka: AP is gunna die with his dick hating himself...
what made you decide to be gay ? the moment of birth when you had to suck your dads dick instead of your moms tit ?
MOST COMMON SUBJECTS USED AS AN ATTACK IN INTERNET ARGUING #3: Family & Incest
Jono: No I dunno what AP means I've never heard of it. But you have So. What is it like? I assume you are one since you are 11 years old.
Steve: hahahahaha are you jelous that you got no friends or something... or never won with a team of 5 and got in the news all over ??? im pretty sure your asiasn beast ass didnt... why do you even talk in the nhl 09 borads ANTI POON ... your fucking asian ahahaahaahhaha man your such a faggit.. you must've gotten enough carrots shot at your head in high school Jono: No more like the moment when I sucked your moms tit because your dad isn't giving her enough lovin' and she needs someone young with lots of energy like me. Sorry boy, I can recommend you a kids psychiatrists. I'm off to watch Pineapple Express now. Seeing how you're not old enough to watch it I can tell you how it goes. Have fun with your half naked friends! Bye!
And while typing this post I just thought of a really good reply that could have shut him up for good! UGH! WHY DIDN"T I THINK OF IT SOONER! DAMMIT! ><
This is how I SHOULD have replied. Jono: If anyone looked at this argument and had to declare a winner, it would no doubtly be me. Lets break it down. My arguments were based off facts and observation. Yours was based off...nothing and the color of my skin. I called you a kid because you were obviously still in high school as it states on your profile. You stated repeatedly that I have not engaged in sexual intercourse with absolutely no proof of that. I called you immature based on your age and the way you write. You mentioned that I suck on my mother's breast when yet again, you have no proof of. I implied that you may be homosexual with your teammates based off of your display picture which clearly showed you and your male counterparts, half naked and sweaty. I may have been wrong but it's a mistakened interpretation that anyone can make. You called me Asian and though there was fact that you based it off of but your implication was of racist's nature. Now, looking over your responses I can clearly see the predictability in them. You disregard anything I say and instead make some random, immature gesture regarding my sexuality, family, and nationality. BASED on this, I can already predict what you will say next. "your juss a stupid asian chink lmao hahahahaahahha why r u on duh nhl 09 forum when you should be picking rice and sucking on your dadz dick lol hahahahaahaha yor so ugly no girl wants to fuck you thats why you so bitter hahahahaaha lolz stop lieing on teh internetz and go jerk off toporn lloolllssssssss" Is that right? Something along those lines? Ya thought so. Listen I understand you're still in high school and immature. But don't worry, you'll learn to grow up eventually and see it's important to study hard and have an IQ above a frogs. Being smart and mature gets you through life. Not talking about other's moms' titties to them. Good luck boy. | 
